Anderson Cooper and his show haven't been very lucky in the headhunting department... It is a stressful job, and the correct set of priorities are a must. But it seems that they have switched producers, and the blog is suffering for that.
In this joint post, Newsjunkie and I try to expose what is going on behind the scenes.
Illustrations by Christiane
As has now become painfully obvious, the 360 blog has gone to hell.
Betty Ann, our favorite comment woman of all time, has been posting poetry left and right. What is the point of THAT? The other half of her brain (I think there is one in there....) Lori Ann, is disagreeing... apparently with herself. But I’ve already written her next post for her!
I absolutely love your show. You are just DARLING!! Please come on over, We made brownies, and I think we’re brain-dead. I really do. I knew you were talking to us tonight, your eyes were speaking volumes. I just wanted to make sure that this isn’t some type of, like, hallucination that we’re having. Or I could come up to New York, and I’ll bring the recipe for pot brownies with me! Would you like that, sugar pie? I heard the score between you and us is growing! It’s not three to three anymore!
Oh, and I wrote you a poem:
My name is Betty Ann
I’m also known as Lori Ann
I’m so crazy
And fat and lazy
I wish you were here to tell my story
I’ve got a bunch of dogs you see
And can make you some pot brownies
So really Andy
Come my way
Come then, and stay
I took my pills for sanity
I’ve got a split personality
You are so cute
And hot and sexy
I’d like to see you
Oh, Andy, please!
~Betty Ann and Lori Ann (it's a satire, ok?)
Apparently “Mark the Moderator” loves Betty Ann and her alter ego Lori Ann- he said so right in the comments! She is apparently his “favorite commenter”...
SO! Let’s have a vote. The CNN 360 blog moderators are:
- (1) Drunk
- (2) Stoned
- (3) Slamming Red Bulls
- (4) Have their heads up their asses.
- I’m voting for “all of the above”.
~ Post by Sharla Jones, a.k.a. “newsjunkie”~- Illustrations By Christiane